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March 31st, 2021
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July 12th, 2011
July 3rd, 2011
June 13th, 2011
I am saying this once.
Just once.
I am not wearing their God Damned Star Of David!
EDIT: SO ANGRY CANNOT USE PUNCTUATION PROPERLY MY APOLOGIES!
Just once.
I am not wearing their God Damned Star Of David!
EDIT: SO ANGRY CANNOT USE PUNCTUATION PROPERLY MY APOLOGIES!
May 23rd, 2011
... All right, everyone can be pissed at me now.
Because, well, I stopped another crime. Yes, yes, I know. Let the police handle these things, CR! You're a skinny little gay man with some slight muscle mass and a dangerous power! You can't go stopping crime like you wear a gaudy S on your chest and wear your underwear outside your tights!
By the by, I would never wear that outfit. Good lord, if I'm going to have a costume it's going to be couture, not like I got drunk and threw on the first clothes I could find to save the world.
Anyways - listen, it wasn't that bad. Honestly. I just foiled a little 7-11 armed robbery and I may ... have gotten a bloody lip but that was my own fault for not figuring out there was going to be a second guy. I have an ice pack - both guys are still puking their guts out down in County because suddenly going massless is not good for your insides - and we're good!
We're fine.
Love you all?
Because, well, I stopped another crime. Yes, yes, I know. Let the police handle these things, CR! You're a skinny little gay man with some slight muscle mass and a dangerous power! You can't go stopping crime like you wear a gaudy S on your chest and wear your underwear outside your tights!
By the by, I would never wear that outfit. Good lord, if I'm going to have a costume it's going to be couture, not like I got drunk and threw on the first clothes I could find to save the world.
Anyways - listen, it wasn't that bad. Honestly. I just foiled a little 7-11 armed robbery and I may ... have gotten a bloody lip but that was my own fault for not figuring out there was going to be a second guy. I have an ice pack - both guys are still puking their guts out down in County because suddenly going massless is not good for your insides - and we're good!
We're fine.
Love you all?
April 25th, 2011
Things That Are Great:
1. Kenneth Olsen
2. Having twenty more people sign up with my Augmented Awareness group. Just today.
3. My steady bringing me coffee as I slave over this editorial that is going out TOMORROW.
4. My BFF. Who pushed me through this week like she always does, with a boot up my ass and a kiss to my cheek.
5. Aikido.
Things That Suck:
1. The Sovereign 'Nation'.
2. Haters who harass my mom at work.
3. Haters who harass my friends.
4. Haters who harass me on my way home on the EL, beat me up AND THEN have the audacity to try and steal my stuff because not only are they prejudiced, but they're using it as an excuse for out and out robbery.
5. My face. My ribs. My everything. Because ow.
Don't worry, though. They might not have thought three against skinny gay kid were fair odds, but I made up the difference. Mess with me, you mess with gravitation pull, assholes. Then, I turned their bleeding skinhead asses over to the cops.
Who says Augmented don't do good deeds? I took out the trash today.
1. Kenneth Olsen
2. Having twenty more people sign up with my Augmented Awareness group. Just today.
3. My steady bringing me coffee as I slave over this editorial that is going out TOMORROW.
4. My BFF. Who pushed me through this week like she always does, with a boot up my ass and a kiss to my cheek.
5. Aikido.
Things That Suck:
1. The Sovereign 'Nation'.
2. Haters who harass my mom at work.
3. Haters who harass my friends.
4. Haters who harass me on my way home on the EL, beat me up AND THEN have the audacity to try and steal my stuff because not only are they prejudiced, but they're using it as an excuse for out and out robbery.
5. My face. My ribs. My everything. Because ow.
Don't worry, though. They might not have thought three against skinny gay kid were fair odds, but I made up the difference. Mess with me, you mess with gravitation pull, assholes. Then, I turned their bleeding skinhead asses over to the cops.
Who says Augmented don't do good deeds? I took out the trash today.
April 14th, 2011
You know, sometimes being young is a godsend. Instead of suffering all the way through my entire day, only my morning felt like I ran myself through the ringer. I'm feeling relatively sober, in a generally good mood, and if there are humiliating photos that are about to pop up on Facebook - WELL.
It was all in a good cause.
Marina, dearest one, that was truly the most fantastic party I have ever gone to. I hope you liked your present. God, I hope you FOUND your present - I checked my messenger bag today and apparently everyone handed me something today. I'm still trying to figure out if these handcuffs are the cops, someone else's (heehee), or in fact, mine. I was pretty sure I had the keys to mine, though ...
Oh yes, Matthew. I do not have your phone. I also did not text your brother to my knowledge - but my knowledge is dim ... besides the fact your sister makes a FANTASTIC Pan.
It was all in a good cause.
Marina, dearest one, that was truly the most fantastic party I have ever gone to. I hope you liked your present. God, I hope you FOUND your present - I checked my messenger bag today and apparently everyone handed me something today. I'm still trying to figure out if these handcuffs are the cops, someone else's (heehee), or in fact, mine. I was pretty sure I had the keys to mine, though ...
Oh yes, Matthew. I do not have your phone. I also did not text your brother to my knowledge - but my knowledge is dim ... besides the fact your sister makes a FANTASTIC Pan.
April 10th, 2011
It's hard being twenty.
You eat so much crow.
Well deserved crow, but still.
Sigh. I am never going to be Council-material at this rate.
You eat so much crow.
Well deserved crow, but still.
Sigh. I am never going to be Council-material at this rate.